May 2013
THIS MACHINE: wehaventlocatedusyet: aconybell:... →
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aconybell:
javert:
miss-cannabis:
javert:
stop calling things/people your spirit animal because it’s a really gross and shitty thing to say
I will never apologize for calling Randy Marsh my spirit animal.
you really should because it’s a…
Oh. One group of people’s suffering is inherently worth more than another’s. Gotcha. The concept of patron saints is...
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aconybell:
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
So then by the amount of times I’ve said this to Doug, he’s doing pretty good.
I’m doing pun-derful.
aconybell:
javert:
miss-cannabis:
javert:
stop calling things/people your spirit animal because it’s a really gross and shitty thing to say
I will never apologize for calling Randy Marsh my spirit animal.
you really should because it’s a term that really erases and twists the beliefs of many Native American people. here is a list of words that you can use instead.
Nah.
You...
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To be or not to be; that’s not really a question.
– Jean Luc Godard (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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The screenplay I’m working on now features such riveting minor characters as “YOUNG MAN WEARING AN ORANGE OXFORD” and “WOMAN WEARING A STRAW HAT.”
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Whenever, If Ever, by The World is a Beautiful... →
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Why do people have to have birthdays and go and...
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There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...
– Lance Crouther
(via missgreyday)
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popquizkid:
wehaventlocatedusyet:
popquizkid:
aconybell:
wehaventlocatedusyet:
The date has been set.
LOOK AT MY BEEEEEEAAAAN. DOIN’ STUUFFFFF. THIIIIIINGS.
Ooooooh boy you be movin’ to Cali or just taking some meetings?
I be movin’ there in a reckless move of dream-following.
Reckless! Reckless! Reckless! Dig. You should start hustling. You know, in a sex way. Then come up here...
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popquizkid:
aconybell:
wehaventlocatedusyet:
The date has been set.
LOOK AT MY BEEEEEEAAAAN. DOIN’ STUUFFFFF. THIIIIIINGS.
Ooooooh boy you be movin’ to Cali or just taking some meetings?
I be movin’ there in a reckless move of dream-following.
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“Been washed in the blood of the Lamb And I washed blood off of my hands And I can’t do a damn thing about it”
Can we talk about how this is some straight-up Cormac McCarthy shit?!
Sweetheart I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every...
– Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald, March 1919 (via theglasschild)
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mocotosjelly asked: Do you study literature? In college or whatever.
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Oh there will be. You wait. Everyone has an Antarctic.
– Godolphin (Thomas Pynchon’s V.)
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He can neither read nor write and in him broods already a taste for mindless...
– Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian (via paranomalous)
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Let's all stand completely still. Let's stand...
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