Post(s) tagged with "seinfeld"
Jerry: Wow! Zanadu . No wonder you’re putting in so many hours. (looks at urinal) May I?
George: I insist. I’ll fix us a drink.(via The Voice)
Source: seinfeldscripts.com
STUDENT 1: And then I received a 740 on the English achievement test.
GEORGE: Quick, what’s your favorite animal?
STUDENT 1: I.. I don’t know.. frog?
GEORGE: Frog??
STUDENT 1: Well, I.. I..
GEORGE: …Frog is wrong.(via The Van Buren Boys)
Today’s bonus post…
Source: seinfeldscripts.com
JERRY: I will - don’t worry. In fact, I’ll have her bring up a whole case of the stuff. It’ll be really heavy. Let’s see if she likes sitting on a plane with a big box on her lap!
ELAINE: That’s sounds pretty juvenile.
JERRY: Hey! A dinosaur!(via The Doll)
Source: seinfeldscripts.com
- George: How'd it go with that girl?
- Jerry: Great, I'm going out with her tomorrow night. How'd it go with the cocktail franks?
- George: Great, I ate the entire platter! I had to call in sick today.
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